Idiot meme that I stole

[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush

[ ] You have been called a blond

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune

[x] You sang them to make sure

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[xxxx] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[x] You have caught yourself drooling

[x] You have fallen asleep in class

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (i wish)

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (*sadly nods*)

[x] You have eaten a bug by accident (ew)

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (...i realized it once i got home after the whole day inside out)

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket (one time i was talking on my phone looking for my phone)

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't

[x] You break/lose a lot of things.

[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling

[x] The word "um" is used many times a day

[ ] You dont know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

i put x's by 28 of them yay